Friday, January 22, 2010

Hero of The Week - Utah Millionaire Jeremy Johnson Goes to Haiti

34 year old Jeremy Johnson decided not to donate money. No, he decided to go to Haiti himself, with two planes full of aid. Then once he got there, bought two helicopters to fairy supplies and doctors from the Dominican Republic into Port-au-Prince.



Jeremy said: "I try to find places where the buildings all look collapsed, and I'll land there. I've got a medic, and he attends to the injured people, and if they're bad enough we'll take them out. And we distribute some food and things to the people."

This asshole is making me look bad in front of the ladies!

Jeremy Johnson, Utah Millionaire, Delivers Supplies, Medical Attention To Haiti On Private Helicopter
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/22/jeremy-johnson-utah-milli_n_433755.html

Man Shot and His Pants Stolen



That's what you get for wearing pants Biatch!!

The Story of Suzie



via The Thinking Atheist

Hot Tub Time Machine - Red Band Trailer

Supreme Court Blocks Ban on Corporate Political Spending

THE END IS NEAR!



NY Times: Justices, 5-4, Reject Corporate Spending Limit
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/22/us/politics/22scotus.html?scp=2&sq=Supreme%20Court&st=cse

Men vs. Women: Plastic Surgery BS, Heidi Montag's Recent Surgery

Bonnie Hunt Discusses "The Hills'" Heidi Montag's Recent Plastic Surgery



Man when it comes to plastic surgery, women are full of it.

There is so much BS in this clip:

1 – Both times she shows the before and after pictures, all the women in the crowd go “ohhhhhh”, like she turned into Frankenstein. She still looks hot by any standards, hotter than anyone in the crowd too.

2 – Only the guys were honest and said “isn’t that something!” While the women are such hypocrites, since more than half, in all likely hood, have seriously considered having plastic surgery, and a good percentage probably have had it.

3 – In the clip of “Little Miss Perfect”, it’s of course the mothers, not the fathers, who are getting their daughters surgery.

4 – Men do not prefer fake, plastic looking girls, we prefer natural looking girls. (But we’ll still bang the fake ones over the fat ones)

5 – Why did she do this? Because men are critical of her and think she should get plastic surgery? No, because other women and gay fashion designers are critical of every little thing about each other. Example:



6 – Oh no! She went from looking Hot to looking Hot:



7 - From a guys point of view, she looked good before the surgery, after the first surgery, and after the second surgery. And as we all know, because of the surgery in 10 years she is gonna look like crap. Example:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/plastic_people/plastic_people.html

The Rifle Scope Debate

So Military Rifle Scopes have Bible verses on them, huh? I say write in on the bullets! Jesus would have definitely have been in favor of that!

General Order No. 1: United States Central Command order that prohibits... proselytizing by United States Department of Defense personnel while in a combat zone...
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Order_No._1)

U.S. Military Rifle Scopes Inscribed With Bible Verses


ABC Nightline: U.S. Military Weapons Inscribed With Secret 'Jesus' Bible Codes


FOX Guest Defends Bible Verses on Military Weapons


Fox says The Terrorists 'Started It'


Trijicon Removes Bible References From Rifle Scopes


*Thank you to http://www.atheistmedia.com/

Babe of The Week: The Brown Girls! Ayla and Arianna Brown

Scott Brown might be against health care, but his daughters look plenty healthy to me~!






Extra Stuff

Ayla Brown was on American Idol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pAAJs7O7tE&NR=1

Scott Brown announces publicly they are both available
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS451mSUOQU

Glenn Beck says that comment will lead to a dead intern?!?! (Glenn Beck also says “OH MY GOSH” way to much)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFzCnuqDc0M

Scott Brown Daughter Bikini PHOTO: Picture Of Ayla & Arianna
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/20/scott-brown-daughter-biki_n_430291.html

Obama for Bank Reform



Maybe he wont just be watching the Jersey Shore... Maybe

Obama Says F*ck It: SuperNews!



Try and solve the job crisis? Screw that, I'll be watching Jersey Shore. That's my Situation!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Offensive Translator

"Wongo Wongo, This is not my sandwich!"

A Walrus goes down on himself. WAY DOWN!



My cousin told me the other day that human beings are the only animals that have sex for pleasure. So exactly what would be the reproductive purpose of a walrus giving himself a BJ?

Douche Bag of the Week: Pat Robertson, The Devil Came Down to Haiti

FIRST! You must watch this Video:



Leave it to the religious fanatics to say the most horrible thing possible in times of greatest distress.

Pat Robertson, founder of numerous organizations and corporations with numerous political ties, has his own show “The 700 Club” that airs on his own network the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN). [1] Just a day after the 7.0 earthquake that struck the capital city of Port-au-Prince, Robertson claimed that during the Haitian revolution that begun in 1791, the Haitians made “a pact with the Devil”, and that’s how they obtained their independence. “True story” he said. He even attributed the healthier economic situation of the Dominican Republic, which occupies the same island of Hispaniola, as proof of their misfortune after the satanic pact.

Well, most people just called him crazy and stupid, but I think it’s important to understand the reason of why he would make such an atrocious comment. Let us put ourselves in the hypothetical situation that conservative, white, Christian, republicans, don’t like black people. If that’s not too much of a stretch? Well, Haiti has quite a bit of historic significance in African American studies.

“It was the first independent nation in Latin America, the first post-colonial independent black-led nation in the world, and the only nation whose independence was gained as part of a successful slave rebellion.”[2]

This might create some prejudice in the mind of Pat. But even more significantly are the religious beliefs of Haiti. Now, although 80% are professed to be Roman Catholic, and 16% are Protestant, Haitian Vodou is still practiced by nearly half of the country’s population. [2] And Voodoo, as far as Christians believe, is a form of witchcraft that invokes the Devil. Perhaps Pat saw a golden opportunity in this disaster to make Haitians believe that their Voodoo had created the earthquake, and only by turning to Christianity could they find salvation.

In any case, this did not sit well at all with the Haitian community. Hans Mardy of the Haitian-American Emergency Relief Committee [3] and Haitian Ambassador Raymond Joseph [4] both had something to say about Pat Robertson’s comment, and of course were not too happy about him denigrating the most momentous historical event in the countries history. The White House also commented on this issue as White House adviser Valerie Jarrett said she was “speechless” after what she had heard. [5] And White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs said the comment was “Utterly Stupid”. [6]

Pat, in fact, has had quite a few controversies in the past, claiming things like the 911 attacks were caused by "pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, lesbians” [7], and, that quote:

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." [8]


Well, obviously this man is not a Saint, and he doesn’t represent all religious people. Unfortunately, he is a very powerful religious leader that does represent large number of religious people, particularly, but not exclusively, in the US. Therefore, he should be a lot more careful of what he says, and I have infinite contempt for what he believes.

Articles & Videos

[1] Pat Robertson
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson
[2] Haiti
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiti
[3] Haitians react to televangelist Pat Robertson's 'devil pact' remarks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN_goSKPCaM
[4] Haitian Ambassador Raymond Joseph Schools Pat Robertson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vLAZUMcpVI
[5] Pat Robertson's 'pact with the Devil' Haiti comments leave White House adviser Jarrett 'speechless'
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/01/14/2010-01-14_white_house_adviser_valerie_.html
[6] Gibbs: Robertson's Haiti Remark 'Utterly Stupid'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2UNnRJ7cxg
[7] Pat Robertson controversies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson_controversies
[8] Equal Rights Initiative in Iowa Attacked
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1P2-1021641.html
Arianna: Pat Robertson Gives Religion A Bad Name With His Disaster Comments
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-tv/arianna-pat-robertson-giv_b_424097.html

Children's Guide to Growing Up Religion