Mr. OFFENSIVE: 2010-04-04

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Tiger Woods's Inconvenient Women

Man, Hos be makin' money...

Vanity Fair did a sexy photo-shoot with a few of Tiger Woods's mistresses. This is very strange, pretty trashy, and half the girls are fugly. But man these hos be chashing in, Cha-Ching!

You really gotta love when the guy says "Jamie wasn't an escort. She was a Las Vegas young woman, who would go to clubs there." Like that's a job.

To some up what the dude says in the video, the first two decent looking blonds are hookers, the third ugly brown hair chick is a waitress, the fourth one has a dumb fucking name. Way da pick'em Tiger...

Article
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/03/tiger-woodss-inconvenient-women.html

Porn Star mistress Joslyn James published a bunch of the sex-mesages Tiger sent and even created to website where you can pay to read them, called "Sexting Joslyn James"
http://www.sextingjoslynjames.com/WARNING.html

My Favorites are

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:
What do you want to eat

Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:
Anything simple

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it's a club sandwich

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

Sexting Tiger Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and Fuck Till Mercy"
http://deadspin.com/5496451/sexting-tiger-threatened-to-slap-spank-bite-and-fuck-till-mercy