Saturday, February 13, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Worst Dramatization of A Crime EVER!
What the HELL do the playing cards represent? And what did they mean by "Double Down"?
And why would you molest such a.....ummmm.....how should I put this? Plump woman...
VIP Airline - Fly the X-Rated Skies!
I'll bet you anything that more than 99% of all women who say that this objectifies women in general, are uglier and make less money than the flight attendants.
Tatoo Your EYEBALLS!!!
"I dont know if your could really ask why, the real question is why not?"
No! The question is most definitely WHY?!
No! The question is most definitely WHY?!
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Hugo Chávez on the USA & Haiti
Ahhhhh, the third world is a special place...
US weapon test caused Haiti earthquake
Hugo Chavez Criticizes U.S. on Haiti
US weapon test caused Haiti earthquake
Hugo Chavez Criticizes U.S. on Haiti
I want to borrow John Mayer's Hood Pass!
John Mayer gave a very long interview to Playboy Magazine and it had just so many great quotes, I had to put up the best ones...
what a douche...
"When I watch porn, if it’s not hot enough, I’ll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography."
"-PLAYBOY: Masturbation for you is as good as sex?
-MAYER: Absolutely, because during sex, I’m just going to run a filmstrip. I’m still masturbating."
"Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’""
"-PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
-MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick."
"Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic."
"I hear about man-whores more than I hear about whores. When women are whorish, they’re owning their sexuality. When men are whorish, they’re disgusting beasts. I think they’re paying us back for a double standard that’s lasted for a hundred years."
"At this point, before I can have sex I need to know somebody. Unless she’s a 14 out of 10."
"-MAYER: It wasn’t as direct as me saying “I now make the choice to bring the paparazzi into my life.” I really said, “I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.” That was stronger than my desire to stay out of the paparazzi’s eye. That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
-PLAYBOY: You were addicted to Jessica Simpson?
-MAYER: Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
"When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you, but in his ass, so you’ll say “No one’s ever done that to me in bed.”"
"I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated fags. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long."
"-PLAYBOY: Would you kiss Harvey Levin?
-MAYER: I would rim him, probably. I can’t just repeat the kissing trick."
"A platinum record is not going to wash your ass for you."
Playboy interview
http://www.playboy.com/articles/john-mayer-playboy-interview/index.html?page=2
what a douche...
"When I watch porn, if it’s not hot enough, I’ll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography."
"-PLAYBOY: Masturbation for you is as good as sex?
-MAYER: Absolutely, because during sex, I’m just going to run a filmstrip. I’m still masturbating."
"Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’""
"-PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
-MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick."
"Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic."
"I hear about man-whores more than I hear about whores. When women are whorish, they’re owning their sexuality. When men are whorish, they’re disgusting beasts. I think they’re paying us back for a double standard that’s lasted for a hundred years."
"At this point, before I can have sex I need to know somebody. Unless she’s a 14 out of 10."
"-MAYER: It wasn’t as direct as me saying “I now make the choice to bring the paparazzi into my life.” I really said, “I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.” That was stronger than my desire to stay out of the paparazzi’s eye. That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
-PLAYBOY: You were addicted to Jessica Simpson?
-MAYER: Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
"When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you, but in his ass, so you’ll say “No one’s ever done that to me in bed.”"
"I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated fags. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long."
"-PLAYBOY: Would you kiss Harvey Levin?
-MAYER: I would rim him, probably. I can’t just repeat the kissing trick."
"A platinum record is not going to wash your ass for you."
Playboy interview
http://www.playboy.com/articles/john-mayer-playboy-interview/index.html?page=2
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Heidi Montag - Post Plastic Surgery
Oh God, what did she do? She looks so......so.....wait, what were we talking about?
5 Very Creative Films on Youtube
Ninja's Unboxing - by Patrick Boivin
If Filmmakers Directed the Super Bowl
Stormtroopers' 9/11 - CollegeHumor Originals
Cinema 2009 - by Kees van Dijkhuizen
T-Shirt War - by Rhett and Link
If Filmmakers Directed the Super Bowl
Stormtroopers' 9/11 - CollegeHumor Originals
Cinema 2009 - by Kees van Dijkhuizen
T-Shirt War - by Rhett and Link
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Retarded-Gate
*White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel apologized to the organization ARC for having said the word "Retarded" when refering to liberals. The acronym ARC stands for Association of Retarded Children.
Sarah Palin's "Retard" hypocrisy on Countdown
The Rush Limbaugh Show talks about "The Retard Summit"
Levi Johnston Claims Sarah Palin Regularly Called Trig 'Retarded'
Sarah Palin is F*cking Retarded says Colbert
Breasts of Aussie women getting larger 40 per cent of women DD or bigger Obesity, contraceptive pill to blame.
THE bra market is expanding, literally. Up to 40 per cent of Australian women now buy bras with a cup size of DD or higher, new figures from lingerie suppliers show.
In the 1950s, the most common bra-cup size was a B - three sizes less than a DD.
Modern breasts are getting so large that some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K, The Sunday Telegraph reports.
Experts blame the cleavage boost on obesity, contraceptive pills and artificial hormones.
By Elle Halliwell - The Sunday Telegraph
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/fashion/dd-cup-runneth-over-for-aussie-women/story-e6frfn7i-1225699623920
Sarah Palin's "Retard" hypocrisy on Countdown
The Rush Limbaugh Show talks about "The Retard Summit"
Levi Johnston Claims Sarah Palin Regularly Called Trig 'Retarded'
Sarah Palin is F*cking Retarded says Colbert
Monday, February 8, 2010
The Babel Fish, proof of Gods non existence
From The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy
Thanks to Chris for this video...
Thanks to Chris for this video...
40% of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or BIGGER!! :)
Breasts of Aussie women getting larger 40 per cent of women DD or bigger Obesity, contraceptive pill to blame.
THE bra market is expanding, literally. Up to 40 per cent of Australian women now buy bras with a cup size of DD or higher, new figures from lingerie suppliers show.
In the 1950s, the most common bra-cup size was a B - three sizes less than a DD.
Modern breasts are getting so large that some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K, The Sunday Telegraph reports.
Experts blame the cleavage boost on obesity, contraceptive pills and artificial hormones.
By Elle Halliwell - The Sunday Telegraph
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/fashion/dd-cup-runneth-over-for-aussie-women/story-e6frfn7i-1225699623920
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Macquarie Bank Employee busted looking at nude photos of Miranda Kerr live on TV
A man got caught doing what ALL men do at work. Sad!
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