Sunday, April 4, 2010
Tiger Woods's Inconvenient Women
Man, Hos be makin' money...
Vanity Fair did a sexy photo-shoot with a few of Tiger Woods's mistresses. This is very strange, pretty trashy, and half the girls are fugly. But man these hos be chashing in, Cha-Ching!
You really gotta love when the guy says "Jamie wasn't an escort. She was a Las Vegas young woman, who would go to clubs there." Like that's a job.
To some up what the dude says in the video, the first two decent looking blonds are hookers, the third ugly brown hair chick is a waitress, the fourth one has a dumb fucking name. Way da pick'em Tiger...
Article
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/03/tiger-woodss-inconvenient-women.html
Porn Star mistress Joslyn James published a bunch of the sex-mesages Tiger sent and even created to website where you can pay to read them, called "Sexting Joslyn James"
http://www.sextingjoslynjames.com/WARNING.html
My Favorites are
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten
Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:
What do you want to eat
Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:
Anything simple
Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it's a club sandwich
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck
Sexting Tiger Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and Fuck Till Mercy"
http://deadspin.com/5496451/sexting-tiger-threatened-to-slap-spank-bite-and-fuck-till-mercy